Kamis, 30 September 2010

Funny Riddles

Q : what is as big as elephant but weighs nothing at all?
A : the shadow of an elephant

Q : what fur do we get from tiger?
A : as fur away as possible

Q : what two keys cannot open any doors?
A : donkey and monkey

Q : who is the fastest runner in the whole world?
A : Adam. Cause hi was the first in the human race

Q : what is the best cure for dandruff?
A : baldness

Q : what do you calla man who doesn’t have all fingers on one hand?
A : normal – we have fingers on both hands!

Q : if you threw a white stone in to the Red Sea, what would it become?
A : wet

Q : when is a car, not a car?
A : when it turns into parking lot

Q : a boy fell off a 100 foot ladder. But he did not get hurt. Why not?
A : he fell off the bottom step

Q : what invention lets you look right through a wall?
A : a window

Q : what the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?
A : A Jeweler sells watches… A Jailer watches cells

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